Practice · 2011–now · Cloud Scale
SAFe / scaled agile industrial complex
Agile at enterprise scale with certifications and train metaphors. Process theater with a subscription model.
SAFe failed engineers because it optimized for portfolio visibility, not shipping small slices. It stuck in Fortune 500 procurement because "scaled agile" is an RFP checkbox. The costly part is paying coaches to rename milestones while dependencies stay the same.
Cost of the fad
Certified release trains, PI planning offsites, and agile coaches billing seven figures to wrap waterfall in sticky notes. Velocity went up on slides; cycle time often did not.
Context
Split everything, then pay for the glue
Hyperscale patterns escaped the companies that needed them. Containers unified packaging; Kubernetes became the cloud OS; microservices and NoSQL were sold as defaults. Mobile-first stuck because screens changed. Cargo-cult distributed systems stuck around as invoices. The durable move was packaging and ops maturity — not rewriting every app into a mesh.
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Practice · 2001–now
Agile (as practiced)
Individuals and interactions — then SAFe slideware. The manifesto stuck; the ceremony industrial complex is the fad layer.
Practice · 1990–now
Big Design Up Front
Spec first, code later. Agile didn't kill planning — it killed pretending the Gantt chart was reality.
Practice · 1997–2012
UML Everywhere
Diagrams as deliverables. Useful as a sketch tool; catastrophic when treated as source of truth.